The Tavern: Dissing out Hangovers

I had one wicked of a hangover Saturday morning. Had a shot of SoCo that did not go down well. And on Monday morning I'm sure some football players had hangovers also. Like Chris Johnson, who did absolute shit on Sunday, looked disinterested the whole time, and probably drank and got wit honies all Sunday night. Braylon Edwards probably had one also, sitting in his prison cell Sunday night. How do you get arrested in Manhattan where there is cabs on every street corner? Dummy.

Matchups- We had some high power offenses in Swayze and Buckwilds this week. They put on a clinic. Romo and Best got 75 points alone and his best player, Mojo, did shit. Buckwilds looks like a team to be reckoned with. LeSean McCoy put on an absolute show vs. the lously Lions D. I don't know what it is about him because he isn't the fastest guy, most powerful, or athletic but the guy just breaks tackles and makes people miss. It's a shame Goodfellas had to face the powerhouse that is Swayze because 120 pts in nothing to be shameful of. We also had a matchup come down to the nitty gritty between the Power that is Sojo and Avg. Joes. Unfortunately SOJO has it locked up with all of Joes players on the bench. If I was the commish I would dock Sojo for being the worst prank phone caller in history. I got a message on Saturday night, 3 am, saying, "Hey its Lou Holtz, listen here, Notre Dame ain't losing again. If you want to talk, call me, I'll be on ESPN." Little did he know that Notre Dame had lost THAT night to MSU. Notre Dame sucks. When was the last time they were relevant? Reagans tenure?

I thought I had my game wrapped up Subway flatbread-style until Ol man Frank Gore went bonkers. Alas. Young Stunna was complaining to me earlier on Monday how "he was looking forward to 2011 already" and "My top 2 picks are bottom 30 RB's". It must have been a reverse jinx because it worked like a charm. Damn you Stunna. It didn't help that friggin Fasano on the Dolphins was shooting blanks against the Vikings, who have like 3 healthy DB's. I looked up Fasano's bio. Guess where he goes. That's right: Notre freaking Dame. The Le Toux Point Conversion started the immortal Ricky Williams and it hurts me to say this but it looks like hes washed up. More washed up than driftwood at this point. Same with Brett Favre. He made some UGLY throws on Sunday. You want some more metaphors and similes. Lets shoot some off. Stinky SOJO's bro has Vince Young on his bench. You better hit the waiver wire for a new backup. On Sunday he looked as horrible as the promos for Outsourced & Shit My Dad Says. The pick I blasted in the fantasy draft was Forces dubious 3rd rounder of Kevin Kolb. He had more fantasy hoopla surrounding him before the season than a Beatles concert during the 60's. (Note: Disregard that, I cannot think of anything). DeSean Jackson is quicker than a tween climbing over seats for a front row seat to a Justin Beiber concert.

For now we have 4 teams either undefeated or winless and the rest of the bunch crunched at 1-1. Anyone can win this thing. Its a marathon, not a sprint. I love those kind of cliches.