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First thought: I love the E trade baby commercials. Hilarious.

Second thought: Its week 6 of football. Every team has played at least 4 games. We a quarter way through. We can make legitimate judgments about players/teams/etc.

Players to watch in the Weiss-Sojo matchup:

-          Kyle Orton (Weiss): Been riding him all year. Didn’t start him last week. Stupid. You have to stay loyal to your stud players. The fantasy Gods will punish you if you do not follow.

-          Matt Schaub (SOJO)- Just kidding. He sucks this year. Lol. Piss off sojo

-          Hakeem Nicks (SOJO)- Will he make the jump to Top 15 WR this year. Playing DET. Should provide.

Players to watch in the Stunna-Andrews matchup:

-          D. Buehler (Stunna): Bueller, Bueller…. Bueller. Just kidding.

-          Boldin (Stunna): Should destroy NE weak CB

-          Brees (Andrews): Has kinda sucked this year. My upset of the week. Tampa over NO.

-          Santana (Andrews): Not because his play on the field. Hes in trouble with the law with this trainer guy from Canada. Stay tuned.

Players to watch in the Joes- Swayze matchup:

-          Phil Rivers (Joes): Projected to get 43 pts. Wow. QB’s are so overvalued in this league. Will probably get it too.

-          Joes RB’s: Has on RB starting this week. PICK SOMEONE UP. Joe Addai is his flex play. HE IS QUESTIONABLE. PROBABLY WONT PLAY.

-          Brady (Swayze): That piece of shit Justin Beiber made a joke at Brady this week about his hair. Hey fucker, Brady makes more than you. Gets hot chicks also. Fuck off. Brady will be heated this week. I like it.

-          Lloyd (Swazye): One of the top 5 WR this year. What?! Seriously. That’s amazing. I didn’t even know he was the in the league. I actually really like Swayze’s team. We share the same roster of Brady, Austin, and Lloyd in my other league. Great minds think alike…..

Players to watch in the Goodfellas- Buckwilds matchup:

-          Randy (Goodfellas): one week under his belt as a Viking. Playing Dallas. I ain’t scared of any of their CB’s.

-          Gates (Buckwilds): Hes good. If you haven’t noticed. I don’t like anyone else on your team Jedi. They can all rot. ROT!

Players to watch in Two-Jaws matchup:

-          Bowe and Jackson (Two): Bowe you can’t possibly suck this bad right? Dropping a TD last week. C’mon player. I’m worried about Jackson. Not getting the ball too much. Might bitch and complain. Looking for a new contract. Ughhh. At least Philly sports have the Phillies

-          Mendenhall (Jaws)- Pitt should cruise to a victory. Will run a lot in the second half. To Mendenhall.

-          Wallace (Jaws)- Get a haircut player. Mohawks are stupid.

Television update: Been watching some tv lately. If anyone has Directv let me know. Friday Night Lights starts soon. I would like to watch the last season. I’ve been watching Hell’s Kitchen. The dude Trev is a total moron. Hate him. Couldn’t work with him. Ever. He would get under my skin so much I would be tempted to grab a knife and threaten him. I wonder if that has happened before between two chefs. Probably. Anyway, he is cocky and arrogant and just weird. He acts as a leader when he can’t handle the garnish station. Dawg, that shit is probably the easiest. And your sweating your cojones off. Pathetic. Ramsey will have a field day on your ass next episode. And another note about the lack of decent looking women on this show. This season’s crop is weak. Actually, I don’t remember ever watching a hot mami on the show. I’m legitimately attracted to the 22 yr old blond at this point. I would do her. Given the environment you can talk yourself into that at a given point. Mike the Situation is getting weird on the Jersey Shore. Stop Mike. Your likeability is decreasing by the moment. And congrats to Smallville. 200 episodes. I didn’t know they made it past 40. Oh and the chick from Teen Mom got a boob job. I think her name is Farrah. Shes cute. But what the hell. She was on a cover of a magazine the other week for being broke. I hate that show on so many levels. LETS CELEBRATE TEEN PREGENCY! WE LOVE UNWANTED STUFF! So stupid. Stop glorifying it MTV.

Life update: Well I hit some low points this week. Lost my set of keys. Got a ticket. Strolled around for an hour last night looking for them. Work sucks. No one talks. Everyone is a real straight edge workaholic who email all day. And TJ Lavin, host of the great RW/RR Challenge is in a como. Great. At least the miners got out. That was good news. And on a last note congrats to Chris Linnehan on making a Deadspin post about his poop story. Google “deadspin week 6 Jamboroo” and go down to Great Moments in Poop History. You won’t be disappointed.