Week 6

I got a hangover so bad this week I’m thinking about driving off a cliff a la Junior Seau to get rid of this pain. Nah I ain’t that crazy.

Game recaps- Weissman v. SoGay- Pulled off a perfect jinx on Hakeem Nicks. But also had one of Schaub too. But guess what. He passed it to Andre Johnson for the winning TD. Fantasy points for all! I love my Johnson (Calvin & Andre) twins. Uhhh, that came out wrong. Oh c’mon guys get your mind out of the gutter!

Stunna v. Trashcan Shitter- Stunna got production from his players but no TD’s. That’s the name of the game in fantasy. Meanwhile Jeremy Maclin went bonkers.

Joes v. Swayze- Joes got his first victory last week! I didn’t notice. And hes on his way to #2 this week. Swayze got unlucky this week. Again. Damn shame.

Goodfellas v. Bucky- Comes down to MSW and MOJO. And how does Tony Romo get 30 pts for 3tds and 2 ints and 200 yards. Preposterous. Bucky is so lucky. Phil Rivers has over 2000 yards in 6 games and but only threw for a combined 27 yards to Malcolm Floyd and Gates this past week. Beautiful. And of course Bucky pulls off a 1 point victory when MSW can only get 16 yards on 2 catches.

2 pter v. Justice- I think 2 pter is trying to fuck with us. Two people on byes and hes still cruising to victory. The two people I talked about for Two had interesting Sundays. Bowe had nice day catching 2 tds while Jackson got lit up and is likely seeing stars right now. I thought he broke his neck on that hit. True warrior.

Big movers after Week 6: The trashcan shitter moves up 4 spots and is a respectable 3-3. Joes comes out of the basement and is in 7^th place now. And sojo, losers of 4 straight is in laugh. Hold your applause, please. Bucky is in 1^st .  

Now that its starting to get colder that means that means harsh winds howling against the extremities of your body. Lips will be chapped. Hands will get cold. Abundant Burts & Bees will be needed. Beanies will be out in full force. And we will have more football y’all.