The Hangover was not done this week. I pulled a Josh Howard and was so hungover I couldn’t do anything for a solid 36 hours. Bars, beers, buzzed. Wings, shots, drunk. Waitresses, hot. Football, Eagles-Jags, slaughter! That was my Sunday. Just kidding. I was just lazy and tired and had work to do at work. How inconsiderate are these people.
Matchups- Pweiss v. Littlefeet
Both 2-1 somehow. Littlefeet has the least pts scored and I have won some games on some lucky bs. I won by one last week by a miracle. My team sucks. My bench is horrible. I’m starting more people that I picked up than who I drafted. Ugh. I will never be good at fantasy. Maclin has 4 tds this year on 11 receptions. That’s efficiency.
Young Stunnas v. Goodfellas- Look at the Stunna roster. It’s a Bizarro Protypical Roster. You have a black QB (3 starters in the whole NFL), white RB (not since Nick Goings do I remember a whitey busting some jukes), and a white WR. BTW look at that pick of Collie last week for the performer. I did a chest bump to myself after that game. I think it comes down to the QB’s in this game. Whoever outperforms the other wins because I think the rest of the positions cancel out each other.
SOJO v. Jaws- Sojo is simply baffling. Starts Moreno last week when hes out and now hes starting Peterson whos on a bye. I hope he doesn’t read this. That would be fun. Chad Ocho got into some bizness trouble this week which I think will take some attention away from the game on Sunday. Jaws got bit with the injury bug with 4 players on the Pussy List (I mean, injured list). Jerome Harrison is probable which means he’ll probably play but who knows. The dude ran for 550 yards in TWO games last year and hes riding the pine this year. Strange. Getting benched and losing your job to a white guy. Damn. Will Jaws take his appetite to SOJO and start munching. We’ll find out Sunday people.
Joes v. Le Toux- Will Joes get his first victory this year?! Projections say so. But I have never pay attention to projections. Le Toux has a buttload of people on byes but still has DeSean Jackson. Who is crushing it! 25 yards a catch.
Bucks v. Swayze- Who is this Josh fella next to the hyphen of Jedi? A relative, friend, NFL executive who is feeding him insider info. I call collusion, commish. Swayze picked up Benjarvis Green-Ellis aka The Law Firm. When is the last time NE had a legit RB? Corey Dillon per 2004? I get why Henne is projected to get 23 against the paltry NE secondary but why is MOJO getting 28 against the Colts. I know they suck against the pass letting up a huge game to The Tavern’s Kyle Orton by I didn’t think they were a huge liability against the run. Plus the Jags suck, will be behind all game, and will pass more than run. I’m confused. (Update: People a lot smarting than me at Football Outsiders have MOJO as the best performing running back this week. Follow their advice. NOT MINE!)
We got 6 teams at 2-1 with no team really dominating. Its kind of like the NFL landscape right now. Look at the standings. The Bears are the only NFC team at 3-0! Pittsburgh is probably the best team in the league while there is 6 others that are contenders but still have flaws. Its been a really exciting season so far. Tons of story lines. Tons of shitty QB’s. And lots to look forward to.
Random thoughts:
And my performer of the week goes to: Oaklands WR Darius Heyward-Bey and TE Zach Miller. A combo deal.
Matchups- Pweiss v. Littlefeet
Both 2-1 somehow. Littlefeet has the least pts scored and I have won some games on some lucky bs. I won by one last week by a miracle. My team sucks. My bench is horrible. I’m starting more people that I picked up than who I drafted. Ugh. I will never be good at fantasy. Maclin has 4 tds this year on 11 receptions. That’s efficiency.
Young Stunnas v. Goodfellas- Look at the Stunna roster. It’s a Bizarro Protypical Roster. You have a black QB (3 starters in the whole NFL), white RB (not since Nick Goings do I remember a whitey busting some jukes), and a white WR. BTW look at that pick of Collie last week for the performer. I did a chest bump to myself after that game. I think it comes down to the QB’s in this game. Whoever outperforms the other wins because I think the rest of the positions cancel out each other.
SOJO v. Jaws- Sojo is simply baffling. Starts Moreno last week when hes out and now hes starting Peterson whos on a bye. I hope he doesn’t read this. That would be fun. Chad Ocho got into some bizness trouble this week which I think will take some attention away from the game on Sunday. Jaws got bit with the injury bug with 4 players on the Pussy List (I mean, injured list). Jerome Harrison is probable which means he’ll probably play but who knows. The dude ran for 550 yards in TWO games last year and hes riding the pine this year. Strange. Getting benched and losing your job to a white guy. Damn. Will Jaws take his appetite to SOJO and start munching. We’ll find out Sunday people.
Joes v. Le Toux- Will Joes get his first victory this year?! Projections say so. But I have never pay attention to projections. Le Toux has a buttload of people on byes but still has DeSean Jackson. Who is crushing it! 25 yards a catch.
Bucks v. Swayze- Who is this Josh fella next to the hyphen of Jedi? A relative, friend, NFL executive who is feeding him insider info. I call collusion, commish. Swayze picked up Benjarvis Green-Ellis aka The Law Firm. When is the last time NE had a legit RB? Corey Dillon per 2004? I get why Henne is projected to get 23 against the paltry NE secondary but why is MOJO getting 28 against the Colts. I know they suck against the pass letting up a huge game to The Tavern’s Kyle Orton by I didn’t think they were a huge liability against the run. Plus the Jags suck, will be behind all game, and will pass more than run. I’m confused. (Update: People a lot smarting than me at Football Outsiders have MOJO as the best performing running back this week. Follow their advice. NOT MINE!)
We got 6 teams at 2-1 with no team really dominating. Its kind of like the NFL landscape right now. Look at the standings. The Bears are the only NFC team at 3-0! Pittsburgh is probably the best team in the league while there is 6 others that are contenders but still have flaws. Its been a really exciting season so far. Tons of story lines. Tons of shitty QB’s. And lots to look forward to.
Random thoughts:
- The collapse of the 49ers is like the collapse of network tv. Both have crappy leadership. Mike Singletary looks clueless and there is on the chopping block. TV executives are producing some pretty shitfilled shows at the moment. The whole plot and execution of some of these shows is just bizarre. Lonestar got cancelled after 2 shows which sucks because that show had promise. Whatever. I’ll just watch cable tv which is awesome. Once you see boobies and hear cursing on the regular its pretty tough to go back to the censorship of network tv.
- Just stop LeBron. Please stop talking. Before this whole free agency debacle EVERYONE liked you. When it was just you and your actions on the court you were the “King”. Please return to that form.
- Sad story about the Rutgers kid in the news this week. Some shameful shit by his roommate
- Good 30 for 30 last Tuesday. Especially liked the narration by my boy Taylor Kitsch of FNL fame. He’s a star in the making.
- Anyone else know what the hell is going on in Ecaudor? I hear its like a civil war/revolutionary attack/coup all wrapped into one.
- Watched Castaway for the 11th time last night. Plane crash scene gets me everytime. Still hold my breath while watching it.
And my performer of the week goes to: Oaklands WR Darius Heyward-Bey and TE Zach Miller. A combo deal.
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